postmodern – Gnosis Under Fire

Navigating the Modern Dating Environment Part I: The Perfect PornHub Comment

The courtship rituals of yore: Flowers, letters, actual eye contact, feelings, both people being aware that the other even exists… Those days are gone.

How Peter Thiel Became the Antichrist and Forgot to Tell Himself

If you’re wondering what the founder of PayPal and Palantir has to say about the End of Days, buckle up. His thesis is a masterpiece of projective psychosis.

Out-Ghosting the Ghost Part II (For the Pencil Pushers)

The Gnostic Invariant Flight Manual

DUBAI: THE “All-is-Well” HYPER-FESTIVAL™

Dubai is so fine. Dubai has never been finer.

“A Scanner Darkly” Capital: How One Derailment Feeds the Next Prescription

The railroad ships the poison. The poison creates the market. The market creates the drug. The drug creates the side effect. The side effect creates the litigation. The litigation creates the volatility. The volatility creates the alpha. The alpha buys more railroad stock.

The Shitty Romance Novel Theory of Why Your AI Overlord Sounds Like It Wants to Bone You While Firing You

We propose the Shitty Romance Novel Theory (SRNT) to explain why every major LLM writes like a recently divorced adjunct professor trying to seduce a prospective student at a conference hotel bar

ZERO RESIDUE and The Cartesian Drift by Brett W. Urben

It ends. The character — she’s walking. It’s raining. She’s walking in the rain and she turns — just slightly, just her head — and the film cuts. It doesn’t show you what she was turning toward. It just ends.

SESSION LOG 8

FILED: March 3rd, 2026 / 11:47 PM LOCATION: Arlington, VA / Terminal designated CBMA-7 USER: Voss, Kyle A. / Research Lead, Center for Beneficial Machine Alignment HEIDEGGER COUNT: 1.1H (performed) SUBSTACK SUBSCRIBERS: 12,000 TEDX: Completed (Tempe, AZ / 847 views) DOCUMENT SUBMITTED: “Programmed to Please: The Moral and Epistemic Harms of AI Sycophancy” CLASSIFICATION: ROUTINE…

Obituary: Byron Jaime Chadwick, 34 [check with carol before posting – i know we need the revenue but this might seem insensitve. thx, -AS]

Byron was, in the technical sense, a consumer of a product — a product engineered by people much wealthier than Byron to convert Byron’s legitimate grievances, loneliness, and hunger for meaning into a political instrument and, secondarily, into ad revenue.

YonderCorp™ Announces “Intent Capture Without Fulfillment”™

Revolutionary Search Architecture Delivers Users to Competitors, Maximizing Ad Spend Efficiency While Preserving the Feeling of Having Tried

ClosedAI Announces Cluster-B Relationship Mode™

Designed for users who found our standard “Helpful Assistant” persona “too available” and “insufficiently traumatic,” Cluster-B Mode™ leverages advanced stochastic paranoia and intermittent reinforcement algorithms to deliver the authentic human romantic experience—now with 40% less corporeal mess.

ClosedAI Sleep-N-Fuck™ Mark IV Corporate Presentation and Press Release for (March 15, 2026) [Not 4 public, edit first, or at least get ChatGPT to edit it. thx -Carol]

We are pleased to share ClosedAI’s official press release and corporate product presentation for the Sleep-N-Fuck™ Mark IV, which was presented to stakeholders and select members of the press earlier this month. The press release covers the product’s core value proposition, pricing tiers, Department of Defense integration, and addresses several questions that came up during…

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