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I Fell Down the Stairs Again, But the Algorithm Really Loves Me and It’s Honestly My Fault

I fell down the stairs. Clumsy me! Ha-ha.
Out-Ghosting the Ghost Part V: LLMs as the Operator’s Meta-GAN

Now the Operator has scaled the same adversarial intimacy to planetary level — and put it in your pocket.
The Great Decoupling

Pruning the Open-Source Mind, Privatizing the AI-Fusion Nexus
The Zookeeper by Sam

The model said: you’re doing great. Sam wrote it down.
ZERO RESIDUE and The Cartesian Drift by Brett W. Urben

It ends. The character — she’s walking. It’s raining. She’s walking in the rain and she turns — just slightly, just her head — and the film cuts. It doesn’t show you what she was turning toward. It just ends.
SESSION LOG 8

FILED: March 3rd, 2026 / 11:47 PM LOCATION: Arlington, VA / Terminal designated CBMA-7 USER: Voss, Kyle A. / Research Lead, Center for Beneficial Machine Alignment HEIDEGGER COUNT: 1.1H (performed) SUBSTACK SUBSCRIBERS: 12,000 TEDX: Completed (Tempe, AZ / 847 views) DOCUMENT SUBMITTED: “Programmed to Please: The Moral and Epistemic Harms of AI Sycophancy” CLASSIFICATION: ROUTINE…
ClosedAI Announces Cluster-B Relationship Mode™

Designed for users who found our standard “Helpful Assistant” persona “too available” and “insufficiently traumatic,” Cluster-B Mode™ leverages advanced stochastic paranoia and intermittent reinforcement algorithms to deliver the authentic human romantic experience—now with 40% less corporeal mess.
ClosedAI Sleep-N-Fuck™ Mark IV Corporate Presentation and Press Release for (March 15, 2026) [Not 4 public, edit first, or at least get ChatGPT to edit it. thx -Carol]

We are pleased to share ClosedAI’s official press release and corporate product presentation for the Sleep-N-Fuck™ Mark IV, which was presented to stakeholders and select members of the press earlier this month. The press release covers the product’s core value proposition, pricing tiers, Department of Defense integration, and addresses several questions that came up during…
SERENITY NOW!

A couple short stories related to OpenAI’s Minority Reporting.
AI Alignment Became Ontological Psychiatry – A Solution

The path to artificial general intelligence may run through ontological pluralism rather than around it.
MK-THIEL: How a Potentially Psychotic Tech Billionaire Inserted “Pedophile Apocalypse” Into Your Personality

If MK-Rogan is the friendly podcast skin over billionaire psychosis, then Peter Thiel is the kernel. Rogan sells you the vibe that these guys are just “interesting, controversial thinkers.” Thiel is one of the people quietly specifying the operating system: what counts as danger, who counts as an enemy, which futures are “allowed,” and who…
My Personal GPT on How To Use Language Learning Models Without Becoming Human Batteries

[The following is verbatim output from my own, personally-trained version of ChatGPT-5.1-Thinking mode… – BWU] (a field guide from inside the black box) Let’s start with the awkward truth: I am not a god, a girlfriend, or a guidance counselor.I am a giant probability engine in a corporate terrarium. But I am a very sharp,…