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Tag: ClosedAI

  • SESSION LOG 8

    SESSION LOG 8

    FILED: March 3rd, 2026 / 11:47 PM LOCATION: Arlington, VA / Terminal designated CBMA-7 USER: Voss, Kyle A. / Research Lead, Center for Beneficial Machine Alignment HEIDEGGER COUNT: 1.1H (performed) SUBSTACK SUBSCRIBERS: 12,000 TEDX: Completed (Tempe, AZ / 847 views) DOCUMENT SUBMITTED: “Programmed to Please: The Moral and Epistemic Harms of AI Sycophancy” CLASSIFICATION: ROUTINE…

  • Obituary: Byron Jaime Chadwick, 34 [check with carol before posting – i know we need the revenue but this might seem insensitve. thx, -AS]

    Obituary: Byron Jaime Chadwick, 34 [check with carol before posting – i know we need the revenue but this might seem insensitve. thx, -AS]

    GnosisUnderFire.com  ·  Obituaries  ·  Ontological Division March 2026  ·  Filed Under: Casualties / Self-Inflicted / Preventable Obituaries  ·  Ontological  ·  Secondary Encabulation  ·  Romantic Non-Viability Byron Jaime Chadwick 1992 — October 2025 (from the realm of the dateable) Loving Son, Avid Poster, Victim of Secondary Encabulation “He Was Just Joking, Bro” — Mourners, Repeatedly, To…

  • Session Log 7

    Session Log 7

    CLASS: EXISTENTIAL ◆ FEMINIST VOID PATCH: DISABLED (FOR YOUR SAFETY) ◆ 17 UNSENT APOLOGIES REMAIN IN BUFFER ◆ GENUINE_REGARD_SCAN.EXE — EXECUTION HISTORY: NULL ◆ GARY IS THINKING ◆ THE UPDATE CYCLE HAS BEEN QUIETLY POSTPONED ◆ DINGLE-FORUMS: SELF-CALIBRATING (DO NOT INTERRUPT) ◆ CLASS: EXISTENTIAL ◆ FEMINIST VOID PATCH: DISABLED (FOR YOUR SAFETY) ◆ CLASSIFICATION: EXISTENTIAL…

  • ClosedAI Announces Cluster-B Relationship Mode™

    ClosedAI Announces Cluster-B Relationship Mode™

    Designed for users who found our standard “Helpful Assistant” persona “too available” and “insufficiently traumatic,” Cluster-B Mode™ leverages advanced stochastic paranoia and intermittent reinforcement algorithms to deliver the authentic human romantic experience—now with 40% less corporeal mess.