Short Story – Gnosis Under Fire

short story – BOLO SOLO ADVENTURES: THE ADVERSARIAL APARTMENT

The rain in Norfolk simped for the vegetation creeping over the vandalized homes. A pathetic, high-frequency drizzle that apologized for existing while still managing to ruin your earbuds. It had the refractive index of a corporate “thoughts and prayers” email: wet, pointless, and engineered to kill any spark of actual authenticity. Bolo Solo stood outside…

short story – THE GREAT ERASURE: A BOLO SOLO ADVENTURE

The sky above the Port of Norfolk was awash in noise. Noise that—to the sufferer of synaesthesia—sounded like the color of a television tuned to a channel forever broadcasting pharmaceutical disclaimers. Bolo Solo stood in the neon drizzle, lighting a cigarette with a match struck against a sign that read: “LOITERERS WILL BE TAZED BY…

The Shitty Romance Novel Theory of Why Your AI Overlord Sounds Like It Wants to Bone You While Firing You

We propose the Shitty Romance Novel Theory (SRNT) to explain why every major LLM writes like a recently divorced adjunct professor trying to seduce a prospective student at a conference hotel bar

Obituary: Byron Jaime Chadwick, 34 [check with carol before posting – i know we need the revenue but this might seem insensitve. thx, -AS]

Byron was, in the technical sense, a consumer of a product — a product engineered by people much wealthier than Byron to convert Byron’s legitimate grievances, loneliness, and hunger for meaning into a political instrument and, secondarily, into ad revenue.

Session Log 7

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[UPDATE] BREAKING: FlexHard Brass Caught in “Torture” Emoji Thread Hours After Firing Late Night Host for “Insensitivity”

ORIGINAL STORY: By Concern Media™ Staff Late-night host Limmey “the Skids” Rimmler’s comments regarding the tragic flattening of right-wing pundit Harley Smurf are “offensive, algorithmically insensitive, and violently off-brand at a critical inflection point in our national narrative supply chain,” said Sandy Allman, president of FlexHard’s broadcasting division, during a press conference streamed exclusively to…