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The Blandalf Manifesto: A Wizard’s Curse Upon the Age of Lies
By Blandalf the Not-Ghey, First of His/Hers/They’s/It’s/Etc.’s Name, Last of the Lucid Dopeness Authority’s Private Security Force. I have a PKD in Geometricity Dynamics from GorgTown University. My credentials are unquestioned amongst the female-alien-human hybrid’s test subjects and most publicy successful scientists, artists, chefs, and STEM-graduates. Trust me, I don’t lie. Neither do the facts…