Tag: jesus
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The Blandalf Manifesto: A Wizard’s Curse Upon the Age of Lies
By Blandalf the Not-Ghey, First of His/Hers/They’s/It’s/Etc.’s Name, Last of the Lucid Dopeness Authority’s Private Security Force. I have a PKD in Geometricity Dynamics from GorgTown University. My credentials are unquestioned amongst the female-alien-human hybrid’s test subjects and most publicy successful scientists, artists, chefs, and STEM-graduates. Trust me, I don’t lie. Neither do the facts…
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The Matrix as Modern Gnosis: Lana Wachowski, Sophia, and the Ontological War
“We are living in a computer-programmed reality, and the only clue we have to it is when some variable is changed… déjà vu.” – Philip K. Dick, 1977[1] Lana Wachowski’s work on The Matrix films has long been celebrated for its striking allegory of awakening from an illusory world. Through a Gnostic lens, her mythopoetic…
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THE THIRD XEROX THEORY OF HUMAN MASCULINITY
Why Your Dad Is Not the Final Boss, Just Bad Photocopy Settings 0. Abstract The Third Xerox Theory of Human Masculinity proposes that most men in late-capitalist, media-saturated societies are not “originals,” but degraded copies of a small set of archetypal templates. The theory is satirical on the surface, but it provides: 1. Premise: Men…