Subsection: Ontological Hygiene 1. THE MANDATE It wasn’t the CIA. It wasn’t the NSA. It was the Kant-Reeves Protocol, buried so deep in the federal budget that it appeared as a line-item for “Agricultural Subsidies (Soy, Existential).” Their headquarters occupied the negative space between the fifth and sixth floors of a parking garage in Arlington, … Continue reading THE K.R. PROTOCOL: A True Account of the Department of Narrative Physics